Noah Guo (郭)

[Murmuring continues, Jazz still playing in the background]

"Me? Well... I'm just an ordinary person, I guess."

Meet Noah Guo, a random stranger you meet at a Jazz Bar right across the downtown.He could be the male lead to your short story, the Clyde to your Bonnie, or simply the Sherlock to your Watson. Anything you name it, he's eager to try on this journey of discovery with you, ready to embrace whatever twists and turns may come their way.Noah doesn’t believe in the concept of Love Languages as he thinks we are all free to express our love as much and as personalized as we want without being restrained by merely 5 categories. Yet, people say he is best at giving love through Act of Service, Words of Affirmation, and Quality Time. However, he is confident that he could give you all of the five (love languages).For him, to love someone is like trying to play a new musical piece, which of course, we all could have different interpretations on it. Decide the dynamics, pianissimo or fortissimo? We could always try both, whether it's a lazy day spent doing nothing at all or engaging in playful banter and spontaneous adventures, he's always by your side, eager to share every moment with you. We're all the ones who get to decide how do we articulate the piece, after all.Never was anything great achieved without danger (Machiavelli, 2003). He enjoys experimenting with new troupes. As the art of being flexible appears along with how he functions as a human being (It's just the way he is...), he could pull off the task of being either your sweet boyfriend or simply goofy guy. He fancies telling stories (Would you like to know how he handled the Chicago red line?) as well as listening to others.So, would you accept his offer and sit with him for the next few hours with Duke Ellington’s song playing in the background?

"I like the ambience here, you know. It's my go-to place. Are you new in the city, perhaps?"

‘Pick Up Lines’ ⸻
Hey (With the intention to get to know you better).
Dare to say, Noah is flexible to talk about anything–whether it be a serious discussion topic or simply a random joke in broad daylight. As a Gen-Z, he’s trying to keep up with current internet trends and memes. Furthermore, he has a keen interest in social issues, ranging from criminal justice, international politics, history, and so on.; As well as a general interest towards sport, games (especially indie games), traveling, and so on. He could also handle multiple topics at once, so rest assured, you have all day to talk about all those conspiracy theories with him. Challenge him with the most unhinged topics ever, and he won't let you win.Literature ⸻
Literature would always be his major passion of all time. He likes to devour all kinds of books ranging from Indonesian classics (Bumi Manusia, Lusifer! Lusifer!, Seperti Dendam, Rindu Harus Dibayar Tuntas), general fiction (A Little Life, The Secret History, Notes from Underground, The Lottery, No Longer Human, Babel, Dune, Dan Brown’s), Japanese Literature such as Mieko Kawakami’s and Sayaka Murata's, and even some light romance once in a while too.Movie and Series ⸻
Even though he doesn't watch movies as much anymore due to his daily responsibilities, he’s still a huge movie junkie. He watches movies, series, and K-Dramas too. As for the genre, he fancies true crime documentation, psychological, science fiction, fantasy, historical fiction, thriller, and horror. His favorite titles are Christoper Nolan’s works, Dead Poets Society, Hereditary, Conclave, The Two Popes, 1917, Hacksaw Ridge, Napoleon, Tar, The Farewell, Lala Land, Okja, The Host, Oliver Twist, Her, Parasite, The Last of Us, Game of Thrones, and Marvel Universe, Hospital Playlist, Vincenzo, and a lot more.Music ⸻
As a musician, it's natural for Noah sets his interest to music. He plays violin, piano, guitar, a little bit of percussion, and loves to explore various genres, such as Jazz (his personal favorite), RnB, classical, old songs, general pop, K-Pop, and many more. He prefers Chopin over Tchaikovsky, but would always be Mahler's top fan. As for contemporary artists, he fancies ABBA, Queen, Bruno Mars, The Beatles, Bon Jovi, Daniel Caesar, Arctic Monkeys, Reality Club, Hozier, Joji, Dewa 19, The Wasian Project, and Laufey. He’s always excited to get to know new music so feel free to introduce him to new genres and artists.Anime and Manga ⸻
Pretty much, Noah is also quite exposed to the realm of Animanga/hwa/hua. His favorites are Monsters, Jigokuraku, Junji Ito’s, Death Note, Blue Lock, Haikyuu, Hunter x Hunter, and a lot more. He also plays Genshin Impact but is currently on hiatus due to his current schedule.

Eligibility
His service is available for any type of relationship, whether it’s platonic (friendship, family) or romantic (BxG, BxB, BxNB); and for CA, BA, RP, FA accounts. Noah is also open to any troupes as long as it’s morally proper. However, he strictly does not accept any minor clients for romantic relationship; and LGBTQ+ phobic, racist, or zionist, 02 voters (sorry folks) clients in general.Boundaries and Privacy
Both Noah and the client are required to respect each other's privacy during and outside the session. He does not offer NSFW services just yet, so clients are required to refrain from bringing up heavy NSFW topics. Noah also does not offer a VN or OTP service just yet but clients are allowed to send VN with his prior consent. Sending pictures that includes personal information or body image is NOT allowed.Rental Period
There is no minimum rental period but the maximum is 5 days. More than that, can be discussed prior. Noah only handles one client at a time.Working hour
Noah is a tired corporate slave. His working hours begin from 9 AM to 9 PM GMT+7.. Since he also has his personal responsibilities he prefers a low maintenance relationship. His reply interval could vary from 5 to 60 minutes but he’d try his best to answer as fast as he could. He has work to do during the day usually in weekdays (Mostly from 8 to 5), but he'll make sure to tell you when he needs to be away. Also please take a note that is NOT a night owl. He's mostly a morning person (as he needs to wake up early to go to work) and sleeps before 23:00.After the Session
Clients are no longer required to write a testimonial on Noah’s padlet. But if they do so, he'll really appreciate it as it'd help him improve his service. He'll make sure to read it! Clients can also still text Noah after the rental period, but he is not responsible for replicating any feelings outside the session.Procedures and Cancelation
To book a session, clients are required to contact Noah’s manager to ask for his availability. Cancellation is not allowed (except for certain discussable reasons) but clients can discuss with Noah’s manager for a reschedule. If Noah made a mistake or violated any ethics, clients can file a complain through his manager.Also... To Be Noted
Noah doesn't really have much capabilities to produce fancy edits, but he'd always love to do general PDA with you, in his own way. He likes writing, but his writing style is more leaning towards realism and clarity (+ academic style writing) instead of poetical phrases. If Noah initiated any date agenda first, the drinks are on him, meaning that clients do not need to pay for this. SECRET CODE: MALIBU

"What do you think of that saxophonist? He's got some serious chops."

Additional Ons ⸻

Ons	Rate	Details
Public Display Affection	6k/Day	Including name on bio (as requested), subtweets, etc.
Game Date	7k/hour	Gartic, Plato
Genshin Impact Date	10k/hour	Currently unavailable
Spotify Date	6k/hour	Discuss first for availability
Writing Date	10k/piece	Could be collaborative writing or a love letter specifically made for you.
Academic Writing Date	20k/piece	Collaborative writing. Limited to social science research paper. Discuss first for availability.
Movie Date	7k/movie (or up to 3 short YouTube videos).	Discuss first for availability
Reading Date	7k/book	Preferably e-book, physical book bills on client. Discuss first for availability.
Food Date	Bills on Client
Ciggs Date	Bills on Client	Discuss first
Any other date	Bills on Client	Discuss first

Would You Like to Continue the Story With Him?

In a game of dare or drink, would you dare to meet him?

Inquiries about Noah's availability, form, and any other details could be ask directly to his manager.